*I'm a crowd pleasing, cheer yelling, stunt building, short-skirt wearin', toe touching, hand clapping, big smilin', kick bootay CHEERLEADER!!!
*If cheerleaders are so easy, why aren't you with one?
*Flying is the second best thrill to cheerleaders; being caught is the first.
*I don't play the feild - I rule the sidelines.
*Wimps lift weights, cheerleaders lift people.